Meetup: 11:00 a.m.
Pack Away: 11:30 a.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Bobby Baker’s 7418 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64114
Theme: International Necktie Day (wear a tie on trail) https://www.mentalfloss.com/culture/fashion-beauty/national-necktie-day-croatia-birthplace-of-necktie-cravat
Hare: Sampler
11 October 2025 Columbo’s Day Trail
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Two Tanks
Start Location: Columbus Park, near 5th and Charlotte
It’s Columbus Day weekend! …Indigenous people’s Day, if you prefer. But on this day we must sing the hash song about Christopher Colombo found here:
https://www.horntip.com/…/15_christopher_columbo.htm.
So in keeping with the song, and bypassing any political correctness about Chris, we are actually celebrating police lieutenant COLUMBO, our favorite doddering, forgetful, Two Tanks-like investigator. So break out that trench coat and join us!
And find that website, because we WILL be singing that stupid song.
Bring $ on trail, in case there’s a bar. Hint: there’s a bar! Are you still reading this? Perche? U
1 October 2025 Oktoberfest Trail
Meetup: 6 p.m.
Pack Away: 6:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Slides Both Ways
Location: Kaw Point Park 1403 Fairfax Tfwy, Kansas City, Ks 66115
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FixYAZi4YkdFf9zPA
Trail & Crawl
Turd Friendly subject to Pub Permissions
Lederhosen recommended
27 September 2025 Tumbling Dice with Funny Hats
Meetup 6:30
Pack Away 7:00
Tumbling dice! no hash cash!
Location: Green Room 4010 Pennsylvania Ave, Kansas City, MO 64111
Wear silly hats
Sow Cow is in charge
20 September 2025 Trail A Gay
CUM all to a second day of shenanigans with a potential stop near something pirate-esque” as we make a journey across Union Hill area of KC.
Location: Penn Valley Skate Park 3000 Pennsylvania Ave, Kansas City, MO 64108
Meet up at 2pm
On Out at 2:30pm
Hash cash: $5
Hares: Cum Sail A Gay
Bring cash for a bar stop. Trail and bar stop are pet friendly.