Come dressed in your finest JEANSUS attire. What exactly is JEANSUS attire? Search deep in your heart and you may find a full blue jean tuxedo; you may find biblical robes with an arm in a sling; you may dress in black and be the hole that was fallen into.
Prepare to be RAPTURED.

Location: Martin City Brewing Co. Pizza & Taproom 410 E 135th St, Kansas City, MO 64145
Meetup: early as you want, they have food and beer
Chalk Talk: 2:15pm CST, Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash $5
Hare: Frankentitties
What to expect:
might be cold. could be wet. could be cold and wet. could be muddy. We can promise shiggy. This trail might not be good for people who break easily due to slips, trips, and falls, but make your own decisions.

TURD friendly trail, not sure about the bar. But I know they have a patio.
You want to bring a kid, do so at your own risk. 

Here! Here! To the Commercial Celebration of romance and love! Hail or Wail we shall have a Trail! Rain or shine come celebrate Valentines! Looks like it’s gonna be a WET one, but never fear all the fun will still be here!

** Short and Sweet, Wet and Wild, 3 miles to get you defiled.
** Early trail, enough time to get you dry for another event if you comply.

Meet Up: 12:00p – NOON!
Pack Out: 12:30
$5 dolla dolla
Cliffs Tap House 3044 Gillham Rd, Kansas City, MO 64108

** Bring a vessel to nestle

Meetup: 10:00 a.m. Just outside The Dub KC 105 W 9th St, Kansas City, MO 64105
Hare(s): Black to the Cooter and HoMo

The first PN trail of 2026 and just in time for the start of the winter Olympics!!! Come dressed as your favorite winter Olympian or favorite Olympic sport!! Trail will feature a few beerlympic stops and shots so bring your “going for gold” spirit!

Theme: Winter Olympics

Bring: $10, whistle, attitude for shenanigans, thirst for the golden nectar, probably warm clothes,

On-after: brunch at The Dub KC ~1230 p.m. 

Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack Away: Shortly Thereafter
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Whistles While He Jerks
Location: Homo and Whistles’ House 1607 NE 62nd Terr, Gladstone MO 64118

Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30
Hash Cash $5

We all need to get out of the house, so wear a few layers, bring some hot hands, and get ready for a lovely walk in the woods! 2-3 miles, easy trail (but not paved).

If you are brave enough to bring a kid, it’s kid friendly. But it is going to be cold. Probably dont bring a dog, Gracie would like it though!

Where: Swope Park Woodchuck trailhead https://maps.app.goo.gl/Gecnyrcxk2gshGNk8
6304 Oakwood Rd #6000, Kansas City, MO 64132