Meetup: 10:00 a.m. Just outside The Dub KC 105 W 9th St, Kansas City, MO 64105
Hare(s): Black to the Cooter and HoMo

The first PN trail of 2026 and just in time for the start of the winter Olympics!!! Come dressed as your favorite winter Olympian or favorite Olympic sport!! Trail will feature a few beerlympic stops and shots so bring your “going for gold” spirit!

Theme: Winter Olympics

Bring: $10, whistle, attitude for shenanigans, thirst for the golden nectar, probably warm clothes,

On-after: brunch at The Dub KC ~1230 p.m. 

Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack Away: Shortly Thereafter
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Whistles While He Jerks
Location: Homo and Whistles’ House 1607 NE 62nd Terr, Gladstone MO 64118

Meetup 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30
Hash Cash $5

We all need to get out of the house, so wear a few layers, bring some hot hands, and get ready for a lovely walk in the woods! 2-3 miles, easy trail (but not paved).

If you are brave enough to bring a kid, it’s kid friendly. But it is going to be cold. Probably dont bring a dog, Gracie would like it though!

Where: Swope Park Woodchuck trailhead https://maps.app.goo.gl/Gecnyrcxk2gshGNk8
6304 Oakwood Rd #6000, Kansas City, MO 64132

It’s January in KC which means it’s going to be cold as balls so there’s no better time to don your best furs for this Viking trail! Special Viking head gear *Head! Who said head?!* will be provided. (But a head warmer to cover your ears is recommended.)

Start: Strawberry Hill Brewing Co. 601 Central Ave, Kansas City, KS 66101
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: 5 dolla make you hollah!

On-after at the brewery. Slaps BBQ is right next door.

Meet up at 2:00 p.m. at the Poison Apple 7632 N Oak Trafficway, Gladstone, MO 64118
Pack away: 2:30-ish
Hash Cash: $5
Trail A to A – mostly sidewalks and parks
Approx 4-5 miles (less if we are still drunk)

The bar has an outside patio and the trail is dog friendly
Hundreds of Beavers will be shown https://www.hundredsofbeavers.com