Start Location: Chicken n Pickle in Overland Park – 5901 W 135th St, Overland Park, KS 66223
Theme: HAWAIIAN!! Dress up in your Hawaiian shirts, your coconut ta-tas, your grass skirts.. whatever floats your boat!

Meetup Time: 2PM
Hares away: 2:30ish PM
Hash Cash: $5
Bring IDs
Not really Dog Friendly

Hares: Just Josh and Whistles While He Jerks

Start Location: Waterwell Park https://maps.app.goo.gl/h5aMJLW9see9agpEA
MO-9, North Kansas City, MO 64116

Meetup Time: 2PM
Hares away: 2:30ish PM
Hash Cash: $5
Bring IDs
T.U.R.D friendly-ish

It’s probably going to rain…. You can thank the RA. (Looking at you Twankies)

We will probably park by the sports complex

Meetup 6 p.m. at Gilhouly’s, 1721 W 39th St, Kansas City, MO 64111
Bring money and ID and wear a Tu-Tu

Yep – its America’s greatest holiday: the day we get weather advice from a sleep-drunk marmot! Since the dude is looking for his shadow, we will be visiting some shadowy places ourselves. And in honor of the second day of the second month (2/2), we’ll be wearing tu-tus.

So drag your furry butt out of hibernation and join us !

The Clit (whom we now co-claim) is bringing some Sioux Falls finesse to KC

Put on your boots to help navigate the slush and the mud! Don’t forget comfy socks! The temp is heating up, so thongs and pasties encouraged!
Hare: The Clit 
Where: Hidden Valley Park
When: Saturday January 27th @ 1400 (2pm), pack away at 1430’ish
Shiggy level: 6.9
What: $5, water proof shoes, warm socks, clothing optional  (jk, this is a KC park. They have rules ).
I forgot what trees look like, so let’s check’um out together 

Location change to indoors.
Because of the cold, trail will now go from bar to bar with walks/runs of less than 1 mile between
Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Sampler
Location: Bobby Baker’s Lounge 7418 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64114

One of our own (Neverending Whory) is repatriating to Florida, and we will see him off on this trail

The Hare has also acquired the ingredients to concoct the famous Verbena secret cocktail made famous at the Chandelier bar in Las Vegas’ Cosmopolitan hotel (look it up) just for those who show up for trail!