Just Jody & Pretty Woman invite you to join them for Hasho’ween trail.

Meet: 2:00 Berkley Riverfront in the unpaved parking lot west of the volleyball courts

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Hash Cash: $5

We are doing Absinthe and Old Lace – in that we’ll have some Absinthe on trail.
Come in costume, cum in your costume.

It will be an urban trail around the river market. No shiggy. Dog friendly. Dog costume recommended.

Expect:
4 miles plus/minus 4 miles.
Dirt, gravel, and stairs.
Confusion.
Train Surprises.
No leprechauns.
More to cum.

World Peace Through Beer is an Annual Hash Tradition. This year we are pairing it with an opportunity to join the “Swill Team.”

You are welcome to enjoy trail without participating in Swill Team (details below).

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Tiffany Springs Softball Fields in Mark L. McHenry Park at NW 88th Street & N Hampton Road KCMO 64153 – (NOT the Tiffany Springs Sports Complex on N Congress and Old Tiffany Springs Rd.)

For those interested in participating in the Swill Team portion of this trail, there are some special considerations to take into account. We are working on getting patches for those who complete the trail, they are getting shipped from Korea, so we may not have them by the 23rd.

1. Swill Team is being run in addition to the regular trail with additional goals to complete the trail.
2. Swill Team is 100% optional. Some of the basic rules are listed below.
   Basic Rules:
   o All participants must bring ammo (a six-pack of beer) on the trail.
   o There are six shotgun stops on the trail; participants must shotgun a beer per stop.
   o All empties must be returned to circle at the end of the trail.
   Below are ways to get disqualified from a mission:
   o Came early – accidentally skipping marks and not going back to find them before on-in
   o Walking dead – getting caught casually walking during a mission
   o No proof – not showing proof of completion (6 empty cans)
   o Dishonorable discharge – vomiting in circle
   Below are ways to get disqualified and lose rank for RR:
   o Blue falcon – get caught not carrying your own pack
   o Cease fire – get caught intentional skipping a check and/or pouring ammunition (beer) any place other than your mouth

Where: A to A from Poop’s Casa at 8422 Oldham Rd. KCMO 64138.
Park in the vicinity of 8490 Overhill Dr. KC, MO 64138

Time: meet up 2 p.m.
Circle up 2:15
Hares away 2:30
Hash Cash $5 ($6 if you’re drinking a lot of seltzer)
Theme: Pink, it’s the new obsession!! (Be it the singer, a song about the color, breast cancer awareness, or any degree in between). Show me your Pink!Bring: Shiggy socks, thirst for the golden nectar, vessel, pair of shoes/socks to change into post trail

Meet Up: 6:30p,m.
Hares away: 6:45 p.m.
Pack away: 7 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5 or $6 if you are drinking hard seltzer exclusively
Location: Side Kicks Saloon 3707 Main St, Kansas City, MO 64111

Bring a cranium lamp.
Start is not TURD friendly.

We will roll dice to see who leads each leg of this adventure through downtown.

Meetup 2 p.m.
Dice Roll 2:30
Pack Away 2:45
Location: Zoo Bar 1220 McGee St. Kansas City, MO 64106
No Hash Cash as we will be hashing from bar to bar.