15 July 2020 Wednesday Sh*t Show

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Blue Valley Park Rd E Kansas City, MO 6412639.081140, -94.509699

Hare: Downward Dogsh*t
Meet up 1800, Hare away 1820 ish
3.4ish miles with 2 beer stops.

Shiggy 3.69 but bug spray will be handy
Some fun trail area but 69% pavement
Why? sweat out some water to replace with beer!

Hash Cash $5

Might also move the start to the shelter to the west of the pin depending on muggles. Weather says thunderstorms in the morning but evening looks alright, if its shitty we can improvise.

12 July 2020 1st Anal Who Wants a Mustache Ride Bash (Bike Hash)

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Meet 10 a.m. at Green Room Burgers and Beer 4010 Pennsylvania Ave. KCMO Hares: Sow Cow Me Maybe and Whistles While He Jerks

Theme: Mustaches and Bikes

Hash Cash: $5

This is a Bash!!!! That means Bicycle Hash!!! You have just enough time to grow your mustache because MUSTACHES ARE MANDATORY!!!!

This is a special Sunday trail just for you wankers!!! Expect a trail of 15 miles (is that true or a joke?), plus beer! Tell yo friends!!!!

11 July 2020 Slurpee-Free Trail

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Oh no! 7-Eleven cancelled FREE SLURPEE DAY! However, you can still get a free Slurpee if you sign up for 7Rewards through July. If you want to get a Slurpee before or after trail, the nearest one is in Lee’s Summit 13 minutes away. Just sayin’…

Otherwise, there will be plenty of beer (and water) on trail. This is a typical OOE trail – wear shiggy socks and bring bug spray & rubbing alcohol. And, oh yeah, trail is dog friendly. Warning: there are ticks out there… and spider webs.

Details, details, details…
Hares for this shitty trail: Once Over Easy and Just Lana Kain (virgin lay)
Meet us near Shelter 14 at Lake Jacomo, 9200 Beach Rd, Lee’s Summit, MO 64086 @ 2 pm.
Hash Cash $5
Suggested On-After @ Captains Sports Lounge, 27909 E Colbern Rd, Lee’s Summit, MO 64086.We do trails of 3 to 6 miles at various locations nearly every Saturday of the year.