Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Two Tanks
Start Location: Columbus Park, near 5th and Charlotte

It’s Columbus Day weekend! …Indigenous people’s Day, if you prefer. But on this day we must sing the hash song about Christopher Colombo found here:
https://www.horntip.com/…/15_christopher_columbo.htm.

So in keeping with the song, and bypassing any political correctness about Chris, we are actually celebrating police lieutenant COLUMBO, our favorite doddering, forgetful, Two Tanks-like investigator. So break out that trench coat and join us!
And find that website, because we WILL be singing that stupid song.

Bring $ on trail, in case there’s a bar. Hint: there’s a bar! Are you still reading this? Perche? U

Meetup: 6 p.m.
Pack Away: 6:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Slides Both Ways
Location: Kaw Point Park 1403 Fairfax Tfwy, Kansas City, Ks 66115
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FixYAZi4YkdFf9zPA
Trail & Crawl
Turd Friendly subject to Pub Permissions
Lederhosen recommended

Meetup 6:30
Pack Away 7:00
Tumbling dice! no hash cash!
Location: Green Room 4010 Pennsylvania Ave, Kansas City, MO 64111
Wear silly hats
Sow Cow is in charge

CUM all to a second day of shenanigans with a potential stop near something pirate-esque” as we make a journey across Union Hill area of KC.

Location: Penn Valley Skate Park 3000 Pennsylvania Ave, Kansas City, MO 64108
Meet up at 2pm
On Out at 2:30pm
Hash cash: $5
Hares: Cum Sail A Gay

Bring cash for a bar stop. Trail and bar stop are pet friendly.

KCH3 FRIDAY EVENING EXCLUSIVE – International TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY Trail – September 19 – All hands on deck @ THE SHIP, 1221 Union Ave, KCMO

Carousers gather at 5:45PM / Scallywags sail away AT 6:15PM
Hash cash: 5 doubloons ($ to ya buccaneers!)
Ye Captain Hares: I Is EZ and Odor Eater
DRESS YOUR BOOTY AS A SCOURGE OF THE SEVEN SEAS!

AHOY!! Get your sea legs ready for a 3.5 mile flogging around the West Bottoms. Ready yourselves to walk the plank between two states AT THE SAME TIME while bilge-sucking a grog! We’ll also splice the mainbrace with fellow hearties and our finest ale! Don’t get hornswaggled, JOIN US FOR THIS EPIC QUEST!