It’s that time of year again. What time is it you may ask? If you guessed Team Drink you’d be right. If you guessed doing 4 Team Drinks you’d be right as well. If you guessed Beer Mile. BINGO!

Meetup: 1:30 p.m. for Pre-Lube and Stretching
Start of Heats: 2 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5 and/or bring your own 4 Beers to do the beer mile (or mimosas or whisky, vodka, lager, cider, or …)
Location: Northeast side of Kritser Park 11707 E 75th Raytown, MO 64133
On-after: Hot Dogs at the House

We havent had a tumbling dice trail in a while, some cum out ready to hare with a friend on a wild adventure through the Crossroads District!

Meet up: 1400 or 2pm for the nerds at Rochester Brewing and Coffee, 2129 Washington St, Kansas City, MO 64108
Circle and hare-razing:1420/2:20pm
Pack away: 1430/2:30pm
Hash cash: I cant remember how this works with a tumbling dice, ask Chihuahua if you need to pay. *Chihuahua says to bring a $1 to donate to the beer/water fund. Quarters, silver or gold dollars are okay. No pennies. If you ain’t got none, that’s okay too.
Turd friendly: probably too hot
shiggy: no idea

boobs: yes please

We will meet at 6:30 a.m. at Snooze A.M. Eatery on Broadway in Westport.

Park somewhere your car will be okay for the duration.

Come and go as you please – it is pay as you go – no Hash Cash, no provided beverages. Please hydrate and do not drink and drive.

Joining anytime from 6 a.m. to 6 p.m. gets you credit for one trail. Joining from 6 p.m. to 5 a.m. gets you credit for another trail. Commemorative water bottle swag will be available for purchase.

Some places may have cover charges, etc., so we will pivot as needed. The bars included are the ones given special permission to stay open until 5 a.m. for the World Cup.

The schedule is subject to change, and updates will come REGULARLY on this Google Sheet:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11OqoGir9jP9Xwp7imZ9qjuWYHRLIUEBDGQbL2nVP8KQ/edit?gid=0#gid=0

Location: Vine Street Brewing Co (2010 Vine Street Bldg 2A, Kansas City, 64108)
Meetup: 2pm
Pack Away: 2:30pm
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Excalibang! and Pickled Pisser (COMOtion)

Details: COMOtion H3 will be invading KCH3 to combine the fun of hashing with an interactive art experience! Get excited to see how 8 different artists (of a total of 150 across KC) have expressed a mix of love for KC and their own artistic styles on hand crafted heart sculptures!

Meetup: ***EARLY TRAIL TIME*** 11 a.m.
Pack Away: 11:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Private Home: 7525 E 74th St, Kansas City, MO 64133
Hare: Cum Sail A Gay
Celebrate America’s Birthday as we drink and run around SKC.
On-After: DOC and Cum Sail A Gay will provide a quick lunch after trail with hotdogs and all the fixings as well as some yard games and cool mixed drink to cool us down after trail.
On-After-After: Let’s get funky together at Funky Town at 10 p.m.