27 March 2021 Spring Break!
No Trail This Week. Next Trail April 3.
20 March 2021 Downward Frank-off Trail
Frankentitties and Downward Dogshit are off to hike the Appalachian Trail, and we’re not. So join them for a F-off trail they won’t forget on those long, cold nights! Meet: 2:00Pack Away: 2:30Hare: Neverending WhoryHash Cash: $5Location: Rozarks Nature Trail … Continued
17 March 2021 St. Patrick’s Day Trail
Let’s celebrate the Irish by drinking like the Irish. Take off work, and day drink with us! We’ll be using SowCow and Glitter’s back yard. Bring a lawn chair if you want to sit. You can go inside to do … Continued
13 March 2021 Green Dress Run with Guest Hares
Meetup 2 p.m.Hash Cash $5700 W 33rd St, Kansas City, MO 64111 Cum in a GREEN DRESS with your favorite GINGER hares, Ginger Snaps from QC, Lick Ban Fecal, & Too cheap to deny, in their 1st An*al GREEN Dress … Continued
6 March 2021 Cooter Trail
1739 E 104th St Kansas City, MO 6413138.905485, -94.576761 Place: Blue River Park and Athletic FieldsKansas City, MO 64131https://goo.gl/maps/qbKxfzpQ1kXEEgLB9Chalk talk: 1:45 p.m.Hare away: 2:00 p.m.Distance: 4 to 6 miHash Cash: $5 ($6 if you’re drinking seltzers)Bring: whistle, vessel, bug spray, … Continued