Celebrate World Whiskey Day! The best of all the global drinking time periods.

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Pretty Woman
Location: Public parking lot south of Restless Spirits 200 E 16th Ave, Kansas City, MO 64116. https://www.google.com/…/data=!3m1!4b1!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d39…

On-after is at the Restless Spirits (109 E 18th Ave, North Kansas City, MO 64116) where they’ve got a table reserved for us. No tour as they are busy that day (wouldn’t know why).

Trail is urban and I plan it to be turd friendly. I do not believe on-after is yet.

Bring your vessel as we will have whiskey shots on trail.

Location: Buzzard Beach 4110 Pennsylvania Ave, Kansas City, MO 64111
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xCB3srk5arQL1H1m8
Meetup: 6pm
Chalk Talk/Bottle Spin: 6:15pm
Pack Away: 6:30ish pm
Hash Cash: $0 pay for your own drinks.
Hares: All of us

Some of you were getting hangry by the end of trail the last time so make sure you pack your purse cheese and ham to snack on.

It’s May the Fourth so let’s dawn our favorite Star Trekking attire to go explore strange new worlds; seek out new life and new civilizations; and boldly go…. to Leavenworth.

Hare: Whistles While He Jerks
Hash Cash: $5
Theme: Trekkie
Meetup: 1:58pm
Where: Leavenworth Landing Park
2 Cherokee St, Leavenworth, KS 66048
https://maps.app.goo.gl/mm8nPwmrKMGJHahi6

Pre-Lube as early as you want (opens at 11)
Meetup: 1200
Chalk talk: 12:27
Pack Away: 12:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Frankentitties
Location: Zio’s Pizza
4702 NE Vivion Rd, Kansas City, MO 64119

Might be a bit moist, so warm up with some pizza before and after trail!

Note early start!

What to expect: maybe some mud, but not bad. boobs, pizza, beer. maybe a shot stop, maybe a cake. maybe cake farts if you’re lucky.

Shiggy: 1/10

Length: starting early so you dont get electrocuted by Thunderbird, 3-5 depending.

T.U.R.D.s: yes! Trail will be very dog friendly. Zio’s has a small patio.