This is a T.U.R.D. (tethered urban running dogs) trail!

On-after will be at Bar K to ensure those puppers & doggos will be extra tuckered out.

Never been to Bar K? Don’t have a dog of your own but love creeping on other hooman’s pets? Well you’re in luck because there will be so many dogs! All.The.Dogs.

Entrance fee for your dog at Bar K is $10. Entrance for hoomans is FREE. There is a full restaurant and multiple bars inside the dog park.

Don’t love dogs as much as the rest of us? (there’s definitely something wrong with you if that’s the case) No worries- dogs are NOT allowed inside the restaurant and several of the outdoor spaces so you can avoid all the furballs (but seriously, why would you want to??).

Location: Bar K parking lot
Hares: Hoist N Moist
Meetup: 2pm
Pack Away: 2:30pm
Hash cash: $5
On-after: Bar K (FREE entry for humans; $10 for dogs)

KCH3 Tech on Trail (smartphone a must!)
When: Sat, September 28, 2019
Time: meetup 2p / chalk talk – pack away 2:30p
Hares: Odor Eater
Where: 8703 Shawnee Mission Pkwy, Mission, KS 66202
(Abandoned K-Mart – park on southwest side of bldg.)
Coordinates: 39.013694, -94.689139

YOU MUST HAVE A SMARTPHONE FOR THIS TRAIL (or follow a wank who has one)

The only true trail marks left by your hare are coordinates!
Details during chalk talk, but here’s the gist: Most map apps (Google Maps, Apple, etc) accept geographic coordinates using Earth’s latitude and longitude. YOU’LL ENTER COORDINATES (located on trail) ON YOUR PHONE TO YOUR MAP APP (use coordinates for starting location above to experiment with).

Odor will provide the first set of coordinates during chalk talk. Enter them on your smartphone map app. It’ll display where your next mark is located. Get directions to that location and start running. Once there, find in chalk the NEXT set of coordinates. Repeat until you find the Beer Stop. Along the way, there’ll be turkey and eagle coordinates.

We’ll do two beer stops. Expect approximately 3.5 mile turkey / 4.5 mile eagle / 6 mile super eagle.

Meet at Sully’s Pub at 6 p.m. 5436 Johnson Drive, Mission, KS
Pack Away at 6:30 p.m.
Hare: PMS
Hash Cash: $5

Meet up 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30 p.m.
Hare: Brazilian Blowholio
7511 North Brooklyn Avenue, Gladstone, MO 64118

Meetup 6:00 p.m.
Pack Away 6:30 p.m.
Hare: Two Wall Bangers
Location: Green Room Burgers & Beer Westport: 4010 Pennsylvania Ave, Ste D, Kansas City, Missouri 64111
Hash Cash: $5

The Pink and Purple charity weekend (September 20-22) benefits Connection to Success and one of the things we can do for that is collect clothes for women and men to wear to a job interview. Feel free to bring donations to trails this week.
Menswear can include dress shirts, ties, and suits.
Women’s can include dresses or whatever is appropriate for an interview. If you have an outfit you want to donate please bring it for a mini fashion show. Feel free to wear it to trail and as long as it is machine washable I will clean it before donating. If it’s dry clean only please have it cleaned before donating.