Want some Tasty Goodness Rim Job on trail? Cum out to Landahl Park this Saturday and your hares Once Over Easy and Tooth Fairy will be happy to oblige. Shiggy socks and bug spray highly recommended. Fair warning: poison ivy spotted (I know, it’s a no-brainer since we’ll be in the woods, but there’s always that one person. Just sayin’.). And what’s an OOE trail if it didn’t have a turkey/eagle option? I know, right?!?!

I know most of you wanks don’t like to venture too far from your ‘hood, but let’s give our Blue Springs wanks some love and hash in their neck of the woods for a change. (You Blue Springs and Independence wankers better show up!)

Location: Landahl Mountain Bike Park, E Argo Rd, Independence, MO 64057

Better get the GPS out so you won’t get lost before trail. I couldn’t find an address, but be sure to include “Bike Park” and “E Argo Rd”. Otherwise it will take you to the Lake City Shooting Range off of Truman Road (which is on the other side of where we will be).

Meetup: 2:00 pm
Hares: Once Over Easy and Tooth Fairy
Hares away: 2:30 pm
Pack away: 2:45 pm
Hash Cash: $5

On-On!  OOE

What: Irish-Themed Trail
Bring cash, shoes, and your best Irish apparel!
When: Prelube at 1800, hare away at 1830!
Location: 5424 Troost Ave, Kansas City, Missouri 64110
Hare: Frankentitties
Hash Cash: $5

The Bitches are your host for this years BEER MILE! Location is the Nall Neighborhood Park located at the end of Nall Ave across from the JOCO Sewer Works
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If you haven’t done a Beer Mile…this is your chance! A fun event where you get to cheer on others and also see what kind of marks you can set for yourself!

Hare: Brazilian BlowHolio
Date: July 28 2019
Location: TBA in Gladstone, MO
Cost: $10.00
Time: 10:00am
Hare away: 10:25

Bring your beverage of Choice, swimming suit, towel and snacks. Will open the On-After up to KCH3 Boy Toys…

Alright Wanks, Pretty Woman and Jackpot are bringing back the 20’s. Hope you all are in for a roaring time, dress to impress in your finest 20’s gear.

Place: Levee Bar & Grill
Address: 16 43rd St, Kansas City, MO 64111
Circle Up: 3:00pm
Pack Away: 3:30pm
Hash Cash: $5
Theme: Roaring 20’s

Bring monies and ID’s. Get ready for a tour of KC like you’ve never seen it! This trail is also a celebration of Just Jennifer’s Dirty 30, make sure she has a trail she will never forget!

ON! ON!