Meetup: High Noon
Pack Away: 12:30ish
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Sow Cow Me Maybe
Location: Loose Park (main parking area in the NE corner)
5200 Pennsylvania Ave, Kansas City, MO 64112
Bring Beads and Boobs

It’s also National Pig Day. Oink!

Meetup 2:00
Pack Away 2:30
Hash Cash $5
Hares Teenage Circle Jerk and Just Nate
Location The Ship 1221 Union Avenue Kansas City, MO 64101

Short easy trail to celebrate TCJay turning 42 so hitchhike that galaxy and bring your towel. Or you can hail the date, 2-22, and wear a tutu.

Either way your shot is a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. What’s in it? Dunno, haven’t decided yet.

Not T.U.R.D friendly due to starting and ending at The Ship.

Meetup Time: 2 pm

Start @ Private Home:
3013 New Lawrence Rd
Leavenworth, Ks 66048
https://maps.app.goo.gl/peSeja6CF53mB6Lt9

Hash Cash $5
On After – Vivo Live, downtown 206 Choctaw St
Leavenworth, KS 66048
Trail should be short due to weather
Expect Malort

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Johnnie’s on 7th 55 S 7th St. Kansas City, KS 66101
Wear plaid and/or underwear suited for your opposite gender

Lumberjack Song by Monty Python

I’m a lumberjack
And I’m ok
I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees
I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatry’
On Wednesdays I go shopping
and have buttered scones for tea

I’m a lumberjack
And I’m ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars

I’m a lumberjack
And I’m ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees
I wear high heels
Suspendies’ and a bra
I wish I’d been a girly
Just like my dear pa-pa

source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/m/montypythonlyrics/thelumberjacksonglyrics.html

Meetup: 1:53 p.m.
Pack Away: Some time thereafter
Meetup Location: Antioch Bar & Grill
5410 NE Antioch Rd, Kansas City, MO 64119
Hash Cash: $5

Prelube: Antioch Bar & Grill (pay for your own drinks) any time before 1:53pm

Bring IDs, Virgins, whistles, new shoes.

T.U.R.D. friendly unless we go someplace that doesn’t allow them.