Join Pussy Patrol, Sir Pappy and Golden Girls for the 1695th r*nning of the Larryville Hash House Harriers!… wait… where are we?

Bwahahahahhaha!

Make sure to bring a vessel. Bring a vessel. Bring your own vessel!! Parking sucks downtown KC, do yer best, ya wanks!

Time: 2:00 pm pre-lube, 2:30 Chalk Talk and on out at 2:45

Location: Taps on Main 1715 Main St, Kansas City, MO 64108

Trail length: 3.69 Shiggy: 0

Hash cash: $5

Why: Cause we’re not happy till you’re not happy. Oh, and beer!

Dog Friendly: Taps on Main, No. Trail, yes.

Safety third! Don’t forget your whistle and a vessel. Bring. a. Vessel.

On-On!

Be prepared to get Shhhhhhhhwetty – it may rain.

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Chouteau Park 3715 NE 46th St, Kansas City, MO Near the intersection of NE 46th and N Norton Ave. Park at the basketball court. 39.17853961405664, -94.53206839942375

We will end up at Wet’s place after for a Bonfire for whoever is interested!

Likely at 2 p.m. – stay tuned for details

Vee Vant to Rrunn a Trail!

BRING YOUR OWN VESSEL. Or find a friend that wants your germs. I’m not your mom.

Costumes (or justifications for why you’re boring) highly encouraged.

Bring $$$ for an ice cream stop. Or find a friend that wants to share. I’m still not your mom.

Pre-lube & On-After at John’s Big Deck. IF YOU DARE. (sorry, I ran out of funny/horror things to say).

Meetup: 2:00

Pack Away: 2:30 or so

Location: John’s Big Deck 928 Wyandotte St, Kansas City, MO 64105

Hares: Eco-Dildo & Pretty Woman

Hash Cash: $5

A trail to celebrate F#*k My Mom, nerd name Ike Hill, a recently departed KCH3 hasher exploring the on-afterlife with Gispert. Friends of FMM who’ve never hashed are welcome as well.

Date: Saturday Oct 22

Meetup: 2:30p / Pack away 3pm

Hash Cash: $5

Hares: I Is EZ and Odor Eater

A to A trail starting at 2204 N. 88th St, KCK3.69 miles with urban shiggy, a shot stop, and a bar stop, wrapping up with a circle/on-after at Case de EZ Odor (same address). If you have stories or pictures to share of FMM, please bring or post here and we’ll share as part of circle/on-after. We may end up chipping in to buy pizza or other food for the on-after.

Weather should be beautiful and we’ll have our fire pits going strong…a perfect moment to enjoy each others company, acquire a good thirst, and persuade each other we’re not as old as we feel!