Meetup: 2:30

Hares Away: 3:00

Pack Away: 3:15

Location: Wyandotte County Lake, Shelter 4

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From Leavenworth Road, go north on 91st Street, right on West Street and Right on Shelter House 4 Access Rd, Kansas City, KS 66109

Hares: USSR, LickER, and Whory

Hash Cash: $5

Theme WWE – come as your wrestling alter ego

On-After – USSR & LickEr’s home in The Dotte

Join Pussy Patrol, Sir Pappy and Golden Girls for the 1695th r*nning of the Larryville Hash House Harriers!… wait… where are we?

Bwahahahahhaha!

Make sure to bring a vessel. Bring a vessel. Bring your own vessel!! Parking sucks downtown KC, do yer best, ya wanks!

Time: 2:00 pm pre-lube, 2:30 Chalk Talk and on out at 2:45

Location: Taps on Main 1715 Main St, Kansas City, MO 64108

Trail length: 3.69 Shiggy: 0

Hash cash: $5

Why: Cause we’re not happy till you’re not happy. Oh, and beer!

Dog Friendly: Taps on Main, No. Trail, yes.

Safety third! Don’t forget your whistle and a vessel. Bring. a. Vessel.

On-On!

Be prepared to get Shhhhhhhhwetty – it may rain.

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Chouteau Park 3715 NE 46th St, Kansas City, MO Near the intersection of NE 46th and N Norton Ave. Park at the basketball court. 39.17853961405664, -94.53206839942375

We will end up at Wet’s place after for a Bonfire for whoever is interested!

Likely at 2 p.m. – stay tuned for details

Vee Vant to Rrunn a Trail!

BRING YOUR OWN VESSEL. Or find a friend that wants your germs. I’m not your mom.

Costumes (or justifications for why you’re boring) highly encouraged.

Bring $$$ for an ice cream stop. Or find a friend that wants to share. I’m still not your mom.

Pre-lube & On-After at John’s Big Deck. IF YOU DARE. (sorry, I ran out of funny/horror things to say).

Meetup: 2:00

Pack Away: 2:30 or so

Location: John’s Big Deck 928 Wyandotte St, Kansas City, MO 64105

Hares: Eco-Dildo & Pretty Woman

Hash Cash: $5