Meetup: 12:45
Pack Away: 1:00
Hash Cash: $5
Meet at 7103 Harvard Ave, Raytown, MO 64133
Expect a nature trail with a chili cookoff after held near the start of trail
Wear your Santa hat!

It’s that time of year again when we celebrate the 12 Down-Downs of Hashmas.

Meet up: 4:00 pm
Hare away: 4:30
Hash cash: $5
Bring a vessel, but cups will be on hand just in case.

Festivities will be held in the Thousand Oaks neighborhood in Parkville. Park near 15025 NW 66th St, Parkville, MO 64152

12 Wankers will provide shots for us to drink along a Christmas-lit neighborhood stroll. At each stop, we will drink one shot and sing one verse of the wildly inappropriate Hasher version of the 12 Days of Hashmas – any questions?

Should I wear warm, festive attire? YES
Should I plan on getting a ride so I don’t drink and drive? YES
Do I have to drink all the shots? NO Do I have to drink any of them? NO
Do I have to know the words to the song? NO
Do I have to sing it even if I know the words? NO
What if I’m offended by loud shot drinking walkers and lewd song lyrics? Go to the mall instead

Expect cold weather, warm booze, and an overall shi*ty time!

Meet up: 2 p.m.
Hare away: sometime after that
Hash cash: $5
Hare: I’m So Wet

On-after Hashmas party
Bring a side dish/potluck item, free loaders suck. There will be plug-ins to warm/heat things like crock pots.
Party and white elephant gift exchange at the start!
Bring: a WRAPPED gift worth $0-$20 (booze, food, books, gadgets, whatever). Chairs to sit outside in. WEAR your best Hashmas sweater!
Where: I’m So Wet!’s house, 5001 NE 58th St, Kansas City, MO, 64119

Meet Up: 10:00am

Pack Away:10:30

Hash Cash: $10 (we serve fancy drinks)

Hare: Blckta DaKuder

Location: McCoy Park,

24 Highway &, N Delaware St, Independence, MO 64050

Cum on out for some pre – Thanksgiving shenanigans!! In honor of “No Shave November,” show me your best mustache!!

Meetup: 11:00 a.m.
Pack Away: 11:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Sampler
Location: The Ewing and Muriel Kauffman Memorial Garden Parking Lot at 48th and Rockhill Rd.
Theme: Little White Lie (look it up; it’s a thing) – Write a little white lie on the placard provided when you arrive at trail and be prepared to share the back story. A little white lie should be the reverse confession of a little fun and naughty thing you “didn’t” do – hopefully, confessing it in advance of Christmas might move you over to the nice list (not likely)