Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Drunkley Do-Right and Just Helene
Meet at Hillsiders Bar 403 N 5th St. Kansas City, KS 66101

Come dressed as your favorite era Military veteran! Best costume wins a prize!

Bring a small backpack, bag, or whatever you want to be able to CARRY 6 BEERS. You don’t have to drink them all (unless you do) but this is the military, we don’t make sense. You will want them on your ruck, I mean, r*n.

Meet 1400

Pack Away 1430

Location Swope Park – https://maps.app.goo.gl/BUGs61V2iMQ3gmTc7
or
6304 Oakwood Rd, Kansas City, MO

Hash Cash $5 or bring your own 6-pack for trail

Hare Frankentitties

Dog Friendly

More deets to come

Meetup: 1 p.m.
Pack Away: 1:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Whistles
Location: Chouteau Greenway Park
NE 42nd St. & Chouteau Trafficway, Kansas City, MO 64117

https://maps.app.goo.gl/zsddET6WjUdYLacF9

Meetup: 5:30

Pack Away: 6:15

Hash Cash: $5

Hares: Just Josh and Sampler

Location: Park at English Landing and pre-lube at Rochester Brewing in Parkville 100 S Main St · Parkville, MO

Short trail with a shot stop, a beer stop, and a pub stop or two.

Wear a costume but be WARM!

Location: Westport Where Mill Street dead-ends behind Embassy Suites between Pennsylvania and 43rd Street
39.050324, -94.589356
Meet up: 2pm
Pack away: 2:30pm
Hash Cash: $5
TURD friendly: No
Hares: Eco Dildo (and probably also Pretty Woman)

Additional Details:
You want to pre-lube? This whole trail is a pre-lube!
Cum Pre-Lube for your Spooky Festivities with a Shots Trail!
Wear a funky costume!
Drink some funky shots!
Solve some funky trail marks!
This trail will be SHORT (2 miles or less). Don’t want to exercise off all that great booze!
On-after is whatever magical/mysterious plans y’all make with all the happenings around the city. Share links to events! Get drunk in Westport! Celebrate Decorative Gourd Season