Meetup: 10 a.m.
Pack Away: 10:30 a.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Fistney Steers and I’m So Wet!
Location: 1601 NW 38th St. Kansas City, MO 64116
A to A, bring an ID and money for trail and swimsuits for pool time on after

Turds welcome for trail but not on after

You can bring food and drink for yourself for on-after, but there is not a place to store it during trail

Meetup 6
Pack Away 6:30
Hash Cash $5
Location Minor Park Tennis Courts 11477 Blue River Rd, Kansas City, MO 64137
TURD friendly
Shiggy expected

Meet up at 2:00

Hares away at 2:30 or whenever

Hash Cash $5

Location Tower Tavern 401 E 31st St, Kansas City, MO 64108

Hare 2 Tanks F**king

Another dog days of summer trail. Theme is Tiki: Hawaiian shirts, hopefully loud and kitschy. If you have a flabongo, bring it!

Extra beer if you bring a virgin!

Maybe it will be overcast, but think twice about bringing Fido – bars won’t like it so much.

Bring extra beer money in case we stop into a place or two with A/C.

Live trail, so of course it will be a shitshow! Expect a poorly planned, poorly laid trail. Just say’n.

Meetup: 11 a.m.
Hare Away: 11:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Mill Creek Streamway Park, 19425 Wilder Rd · Shawnee, KS
Hare: Visitor from Oklahoma Mace Turbater

The hare promises a Trail of around 4.5 miles at a level 7 on his Shiggy Scale (posted in the picture below). Shiggy is how we describe hiking through wilderness.

Turkeys will be able to bypass some of the excitement.

I don’t know how much of this will come to pass, but he describes the Eagle Trail as follows: “Eagle trail will include multiple water crossings that require swimming, dangerous bridges, and a few cliffs not to exceed 250′ in elevation. Change of clothes and first aid kits recommended.”

Pack Away: 11:30 am
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Eco Dildo & Two Wall Bangers
Location: Wyandotte County Lake @ Wyco East Trailhead near Shelter 9.

Starting early to beat the heat, have a picnic after circle, and maybe get wet. There will be charcoal and a grill. BYO: Meat or whatever you want to eat/share and drink after we are done with trail.

Expect to sing some Hashmas songs and for those that want to get into the spirit doing so while dressed as Santa, Mrs. Clause, elf, reindeer, snowman, women’s underwear (see Christmas song lyrics), Tutu, or whatever floats your boat.

Speaking of boats this will be at a lake! If you have paddle board, kayak, floatation devices or anything you want to put in the lake in addition to your body you should plan according and pack it. There will be plenty of time after trail to play. You need a permit to put anything in the lake so look into that for yourself.