It’s May the Fourth so let’s dawn our favorite Star Trekking attire to go explore strange new worlds; seek out new life and new civilizations; and boldly go…. to Leavenworth.

Hare: Whistles While He Jerks
Hash Cash: $5
Theme: Trekkie
Meetup: 1:58pm
Where: Leavenworth Landing Park
2 Cherokee St, Leavenworth, KS 66048
https://maps.app.goo.gl/mm8nPwmrKMGJHahi6

Pre-Lube as early as you want (opens at 11)
Meetup: 1200
Chalk talk: 12:27
Pack Away: 12:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Frankentitties
Location: Zio’s Pizza
4702 NE Vivion Rd, Kansas City, MO 64119

Might be a bit moist, so warm up with some pizza before and after trail!

Note early start!

What to expect: maybe some mud, but not bad. boobs, pizza, beer. maybe a shot stop, maybe a cake. maybe cake farts if you’re lucky.

Shiggy: 1/10

Length: starting early so you dont get electrocuted by Thunderbird, 3-5 depending.

T.U.R.D.s: yes! Trail will be very dog friendly. Zio’s has a small patio.

Date: April 21 2024
Time 10:00am
Hare(s): Black to the Cooter & Sampler
Location: Loose Park Rose Garden/Fountain
5200 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64112
Price:$10.00
Bring: hash attire, $10, thirst for bubbly and mimosas

Cum join Cooter and Sampler for a stroll through Kansas City, the city of fountains! let’s show our sister hasher what it means to be a Pearl Necklace hasher and help her earn her B.A.B.E.S. patch!

Make sure to bring a vessel. Bring a vessel. BRING YOUR OWN VESSEL!!
Hash cash: $5
Time: 6:30 pm pre-lube; 6:45 Chalk Talk; On out at 7:00 pm.
Location: Lexington Lake Park (near the pavilion)
9000 Sunflower Rd, De Soto, KS 66018
Trail length: 2-4 miles
TURD Friendly: yup
Shiggy: moderate to heavy
Safety third! Don’t forget your whistle, bug spray, and a cranium lamp.
On-On!