Meetup: 2 p.m.

Pack Away: 2:30 or so

Hash Cash $5

Hare: Sampler

Location: Smith’s Fork Sports Complex next to Smith’s Fork Campground 16400 DD Hwy, Smithville, MO 64089

Trail will not be treacherous and will include one bar stop. We can go swim in the lake or drink at my campsite after if you want to stick around.

Meet up: 1800
Pack Away: 1830
Normal Shiggy Scale: Negative 0.69
Maceterbater’s Shiggy Scale: Negative 2.69

Location: Harry’s Country Club 112 E Missouri Ave KCMO
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Just DJ and Maceterbater (do not be afraid)
Dog Friendly
Bring funds for bar stops

You are cordially summoned to a day of Tea (w booze), giant inflatable croquet (w booze), and some running (w booze). Finger sandwiches, cakes, and booze will be provided!

Wonderland-theme Croquet Mile (think mimosa mile w a theme).

Anne Garney Park. https://kcparks.org/places/garney-anne-park/

Boy Toys are invited to be our Brave Playing Card guards to help keep the hedgehogs in line and serve the tea. Uniforms will be provided.

Meet up: 10a
Games begin 10:30a

Unless its 4000 degrees outside, in which case the eating & drinking will begin at 1030. 

BRING YOUR OWN CHAIRS. Hats and parasols strongly encouraged

Time changed to morning due to heat:
Meetup 10:30 a.m.
Pack Away 11:00 a.m.
Hash Cash $5

Location Danny’s Pub 10940 Parallel Pkwy. KCMO 66109

Hares Maceturbater and Just DJ

Dog Friendly

A to B with a nice on-after

To celebrate the 114th anniversary of racing, we have a nice little trail for you by the Kansas Speedway. Shiggy Level 4.

On 19 August 1909 Indianapolis Motor Speedway, opened in Speedway, Indiana.

Anyone putting forth extra effort by attempting to outrun other participants shall be rewarded with as many false trails as they can eat.

Bring ID and money for a bar stop.