Meet up 2 p.m.
Pack Away 2:30
Location Outlaw Cigar Brewery 309 E. 10th Ave
Hash cash $5
Bring money for bar stops
Hares Just DJ and Squirting KC
20 Sept Fun at the Furniture Store
Meetup: 6 p.m.
Pack Away: 6:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Law and Order Shoe Victim Unit
Location: Living Spaces 12381 W 95th St, Lenexa, KS 66215
Rumor has it we are drinking on the cheap at a furniture store
We are actually meeting in a parking lot behind (south) of living spaces across the street directly behind the building.
16 September – Get Maced!
Meet up: 2:00
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hares: Maceturbater and Just G
Location: Kaw Point Park 1403 Fairfax Trafficway, Kansas City, KS 66115
Saturday, 16 Sept 2023. That time that Lewis and Clark got Maced.
3 miles for turkey and eagle. 6 miles for double eagle.
Shiggy level 1 for turkey.
Shiggy level 9 for eagle.
Shiggy level 10 for double eagle.
No barbed wire, no briars, no ticks.
Anyone that runs eagle will get a Mace challenge patch made from branded leather. Anyone doing the double eagle will get Mace metal patch. Double Eagle will be live hare and could include a serious case death.
Gather at East end of Kaw Point. On After at local pub on Strawberry Hill.
13 September Hump Day with PMS
Meetup: 6:00
Pack Away: 6:30
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: PMS
Location: Ugly Joe’s Bar & Grill – 1227 W 103rd St, Kansas City, MO
9 September Leavenworth Invasion
Meetup: 2:00 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: 2 Tanks
Location: 11Worth Station BrewHouse 305 Cherokee St, Leavenworth, KS 66048
Decreasing sketchiness with a chance of ambiguity later in the week. Likely continued sketchiness on trail, with a 30% chance of shiggy. Two Tanks will provide us a trail in Leavenworth. Details to follow if Two Tanks feels like it – if he even remembers about this. With his COVID-addled brain, who knows?
Caution: Mr. Trail does not want to be found! He will give you every reason to make decisions you should probably re-think. You may find shiggy in places you didn’t think possible. Regrets – yeah, I’ve had a few, but then again, I’ve been hashing before.
2nd Caution: this may be a bit pub-crawley afterwards. Bring $
BYO tent and requisite booze if you need crash space in the yard and we can stay on for possible pub crawl and binge drinking after the hash. Remember: you signed a waiver! It’s your own damned fault