3 October 2020 Austin Powers Trail

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12304 Mohawk Lane Leawood, KS 66209

Meet at 2:00 PM/Pack Away 2:30
Hash Cash $5.00
A to A trail 4.2 miles

Does hashing make you randy? Yeah baby yeah!!

Jump into your Shaguar and come join the cast of characters dressed as your favorite swinger or villain in this Austin Powers themed Hash!

We will have a groovy time with you guys and gals dressed up as Dr. Evil, Mini Me, Fat Bastard, Gold Member and Austin Powers himself but who knows, we may end up seeing Alotta Fagina, Ivana Humpalot, Robin Swallows, Fook U or Fook Me. Be prepared to protect your wedding tackle as I am sure a few of you may load your jubblies and come as Fem Bots!!

So throw me a frickin bone here and plan on having a shagadelic time swinging before during and after this groovy Hash.

Although we may not be able to have any sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads, we will be offering our version of ill-tempered sea bass and possibly a chance to win one Swedish made penis enlarger pump along with the accompanying book titled “Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (this Sort of Thing is My Bag Baby)” !

So before you come up with an excuse as to why you may not be able to attend, I will give you a pre-emptive “ZIP, ZIP, ZIP IT”!

Instead come and have a groovy time and a party scene on after!