Want some Tasty Goodness Rim Job on trail? Cum out to Landahl Park this Saturday and your hares Once Over Easy and Tooth Fairy will be happy to oblige. Shiggy socks and bug spray highly recommended. Fair warning: poison ivy spotted (I know, it’s a no-brainer since we’ll be in the woods, but there’s always that one person. Just sayin’.). And what’s an OOE trail if it didn’t have a turkey/eagle option? I know, right?!?!
I know most of you wanks don’t like to venture too far from your ‘hood, but let’s give our Blue Springs wanks some love and hash in their neck of the woods for a change. (You Blue Springs and Independence wankers better show up!)
Location: Landahl Mountain Bike Park, E Argo Rd, Independence, MO 64057
Better get the GPS out so you won’t get lost before trail. I couldn’t find an address, but be sure to include “Bike Park” and “E Argo Rd”. Otherwise it will take you to the Lake City Shooting Range off of Truman Road (which is on the other side of where we will be).
Meetup: 2:00 pm
Hares: Once Over Easy and Tooth Fairy
Hares away: 2:30 pm
Pack away: 2:45 pm
Hash Cash: $5
On-On! OOE