Hares: Just Josh and Whistles While He Jerks Start Location: Waterwell Park https://maps.app.goo.gl/h5aMJLW9see9agpEAMO-9, North Kansas City, MO 64116 Meetup Time: 2PMHares away: 2:30ish PMHash Cash: $5Bring IDsT.U.R.D friendly-ish It’s probably going to rain…. You can thank the RA. (Looking at you … Continued

Meetup 6 p.m. at Gilhouly’s, 1721 W 39th St, Kansas City, MO 64111Bring money and ID and wear a Tu-Tu Yep – its America’s greatest holiday: the day we get weather advice from a sleep-drunk marmot! Since the dude is … Continued

The Clit (whom we now co-claim) is bringing some Sioux Falls finesse to KC Put on your boots to help navigate the slush and the mud! Don’t forget comfy socks! The temp is heating up, so thongs and pasties encouraged!Hare: … Continued

Location change to indoors.Because of the cold, trail will now go from bar to bar with walks/runs of less than 1 mile betweenMeetup: 2 p.m.Pack Away: 2:30Hash Cash: $5Hare: SamplerLocation: Bobby Baker’s Lounge 7418 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64114 … Continued

Meetup: 2 p.m.Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.Hash Cash: $5Hares: Pretty Woman and FrankenDress: Warmly (or not, I’m not checking your under garments)Shiggy: 1.69 (some possible green on your shoe)Length: 3.69 (contingent upon how drunk we are)Location: D’Barb Bar and Grill 11129 … Continued