KANSAS CITY H3 CAMPOUT
“Invasion of Gaea!”
When: June 2 thru 4, 2017
Where: Camp Gaea Retreat Center, 25110 235th St, McLouth, KS 66054
Cost of priceless debauchery: Only $69 (includes swag which is a KCH3 Glowing Viking Helmet)
One day pass is $40 (swag not guaranteed)
Tell me about this shit show: It’s the annual KCH3 Campout, and we’re returning to Camp Gaea! Three days of multiple trails, beer, food, bonfires, live entertainment, random naked people, ghastly stories, and much more. Shower house walking distance from the camp site. Pitch your tent and enjoy the festivities!
Where the hell is this happening? Address is above. Shit Show Central takes place at the Main Pavilion.
Here’s a Google Map link to the Pavilion:
Here’s a pdf link of the campgrounds:
What the hell is going on?
FRIDAY, JUNE 2nd
• The Pavilion will be available anytime starting around noon. Drop by to register.
• 5pm’ish – Dinner
• Sundown – SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS TRAIL (Hared by “The Bitches”)
• Directly after Circle – Live music by Blindfolded Hero (fronted by KCH3’s Ew I Pooped!)
• Bonfire and a shit ton of beer
SATURDAY, JUNE 3rd
• Bagels and Coffee Breakfast
• Ladies of Pearl Necklace H3 haring a MORNING MIMOSA TRAIL
• Circle, drink more, random activities (giant Jenga, screw, etc)
• Lunch
• MAIN TRAIL – Hared by Lick Van Fecal and co-hare TBD
• Circle followed by more random activities
• Dinner
• 30 minutes after sundown – GLOW TRAIL hared by Odor Eater (Wear your swag!)
• Directly after circle – DJ Odor Eater making your backside shake
• Sometime late that night – NAKED TRAIL hared by Ew I Pooped!
SUNDAY, JUNE 4th
• Breakfast
• HANGOVER CIRCLE – Forgot what happened the night before? No worries, we’ll help you recall those blank spots.
• Pack your shit and go home. And make plans to see us next campout!
Hashname Kennel
Cum on ride this train Indyscent H3
Fast Chug KCH3
Chihuahua KCH3
Three Hole Punch KCH3
John Kimballs KCH3
Claim to Flame Big Hump H3
Chap Bitch PNH3
TrAInWreCK Bell Scott H3
I Kant Even Adult KCH3
Lucy St Louis H3
Two Wall Bangers KCH3
Lick Van Fecal KCH3
Tonya Hardon KCH3
Cocksuckin Cousin Lover KCH3
Sweaty Hot Lips PNH3
Pussybility KCH3
Mammwich KCH3
Hardley In Her Twat YBR H3
PMS KCH3
Sand Angel KCH3
F\’Orgy KCH3
Dances With Walls KCH3
Eiffel Plow Her KCH3
Humping Iron CoMoTIONH3
You Uncumfortable Yet? KCH3
Shattered Sexpectations Larryville
Sampler KCH3
Sow Cow Me Maybe KCH3
Odor Eater KCH3
Bitch Dicther KCH3
USSR CoMotion
Nurse Hashshit KCH3/Big Hump H3
Naked rider Kch3
Weiner folds Kch3
Holed the Male KCH3
Extenze for Menz Kansas City HHH
Ewww I Pooped KCH3
VladiMare Pootin’ Larryville H3
Ass Bleacher KCH3 (Saturday Only)
VAJJ KCH3 (Saturday Only)
Greg LooseAnus Big Hump H3
Hoot Are You Neil Goodman H3
Solo Sex Rex KCH3
