Meetup: 6:30Hare Away: 7:00Hash Cash: $5Not a Wednesday Trail…just an impromptu trail that happens to be on WednesdayBring MASK, cranium lamp, vessel, and ID for bar stops

Show up as turkeys or &#%*<,% a turkey, but it’ll start out at Loose Park where my first ever hash run I participated in was with ya crazy people! 5200 Wornall Rd, Kansas City, MO 64112

There will be 2 bar stops that are prepaid for shots. I may have the first version of a screaming Jesus pickle if it turns out nice and spicy. If someone else wants to charge I’m game, just lmk!

Park in Northern most lot . East side.

Have Shit Will Travel and Next Best Thing to a Penis Ring present…. No Promises Trail
Meetup: 1 p.m.
Pack Away: 1:15 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Bring a MASK, a vessel and some spicy bacon? Keep your 6-foot distance.
A to B Trail starting at Stoll Dog Park 12500 W 119th St. Overland Park, KS

We’ve decided to do a memorial theme since Veteran’s Day is the 11th, so let’s get Red, White, and Boozed!

Hares: Jackpot & Tonya Hardon
Location: Open field on the corner of 38th and Baltimore: 11 W 38th St. Kansas City, MO 64111
Time: 2:00 pm
Hare away: 2:15
Pack away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Sampler
Location: Riverfront Park Boat Ramp
River Front Dr. Kansas City, MO 64120
https://goo.gl/maps/NMmDyZ5CCdqb8xpN7
Small spurts of shiggy, big bursts of shenanigans, beer, shots, songs, and fish hooks – lots of fun fish hooks
Bring cash, mask, and i.d. for a bar stop

Meet Up: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Hare: Squirting KC
Tiffany Springs Park: N.W. 88th St. & N. Hampton Road, Kansas City, MO 64153

Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls of all ages (21 and over)… Welcome to the greatest (shit)show on earth!!!

Who will you see this Halloween? The Beard Lady? Lobster Boy? Pepper, Meep or the beautiful Three-Tittied Lady? Dress the part or cum as you are. Special prize for the one who dresses in their Halloween best!

Get ready to take a stroll through the woods, but be prepared to r*n as you may encounter Twisty the Clown or his side freak Dandy.

It’ll be a (shit)show that will make even Edward Mandrake cry tears of pain. Bring on the Freak (shit)Show!!

On-after will take place at Arthur’s Lounge for some spooktacular adult bevies and craptastic karaoke.