Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Behind “The Ship” in West Bottoms

Hares: Red Cock Rising & Son Bathe Her
Dress in your favorite pioneer garb for a “Target Dress Challenge” themed trail.

“Target has decided if we’re gonna suffer a pandemic, we might as well look like we just lost the farm after the locusts ate our crops.”

You don’t have to buy a dress from Target, but pioneer dresses/costumes are strongly encouraged. Accessorize with bonnets, pigtails, baskets, chickens (alive or not), etc. (No weapons, please)
If you look like you walked out of the set of Little House on the Prairie, you’re doing it right!

Park in the lot at the corner of W 11th and Santa Fe Streets behind The Ship (1217 Union Ave, Kansas City, MO 64101) in West Bottoms.
https://www.google.com/…/@39.1015993,-94.5982322,19z/
On-on!

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30 p.m.
Hash Cash: $5
Location: Waterworks Park – NE 32nd St & N Oak Trfwy Kansas City, MO 64116
Hare: Sampler

BYOS – Bring your own sled (if you don’t have one, borrow one – bring extras for neighborless wankers)

Shorter trail with sledding before, after, and maybe during (I’ll let you know)

Bring a VESSEL and a MASK as well as a SLED and DRESS WARM so I don’t need to SHOUT at you in ALL CAPS

Expect beer, hot drinks, and slush (the kind you trudge through, not to drink)

Sled dogs welcome

Harriers and Harriettes! The Chiefs are running it back, going for back-to-back championships. So it’s time to show off your super fandom, be it Chiefs, Sci-Fi, or an actual ceiling fan! Cum decked out and ready to celebrate!

Meet up 2:00
On-Out 2:30 pm
Location EH Young Park in Riverside 1001 Argosy Pkwy, Riverside, MO 64150
Hash cash $5

Bring IDs and some form of payment, there may be an audible along the way.

Meetup: 2 p.m.
Pack Away: 2:30
Hash Cash: $5
Location: 8612 Walmer St, Overland Park, KS 66212
Cum one, cum all..Dickin’ and Bloodsport are laying a trail.
Bring a mask! Wear it.
No REAgrets.

Another Onesie hash? Why yes, I’ll have another.
Where: Roanoke Park Tennis Courts 3716 E Roanoke Dr · Kansas City, MO
You can park at the community center and walk over or park on the street above.
Length: Not sure yet. probably shorter than longer.
Shiggy: a little bit
Turd Friendly?: YES🐶
$5 hash cash or PayPal Chihuahua beforehand or by chalk talk
Bring a vessel
Bring an ID just in case you happen upon any local watering holes on trail!
*Masks are required to hash*
Prelube at Drunken Worm if you so dare (they has brunchers)
On after at Missie B’s (cash only I think still)