Meetup 11 a.m. to have plenty of NYE Party Time

Welcome to the Yukon! AKA, Smithville! Come all the way north and experience the cold as it was meant to be.

We will have a campground fire pit and some easy trail runs. And if possible, we will have a lake for a polar plunge!

Bath house and toilets are close by and heated. Unless they freeze as well.

4601 Crow Creek Rd, Smithville, MO 64089
We have reserved the Crows Creek Campground on Loop D. Site 240

39°23’42.0″N 94°31’47.1″W

39.395001, -94.529744

Meet at 6 p.m. at Arno Park (corner of Ward Parkway and Arno Road)

Boxing Day is the day you punch your best friend in the face! Just kidding, unless you’re both into that. We’re not here to yuck your yums.

Come join KCH3 as we take a stroll through the holiday lights of Ward Parkway!!

Length: ~3.5
Shiggy: .69
TURD friendly terrain, but discretion is advised due to temperatures.

DRESS WARM AND BRING A CRANIUM LANTERN IF YOU HAVE SHITTY NIGHT VISION

TRAIL is at 11!

Brunch 10 a.m. at Blvd Tavern – 320 Southwest Boulevard Kansas City, MO 64108

I have a 10:00 reservation for 6. If you are bringing friends and fam, you may want to make your own reservation here: https://www.exploretock.com/blvdtavernkc

Trail: Meetup 11 a.m. Start at the parking lot west of Blvd Tavern behind Town Topic on Broadway

Pack Away 11:30

Hash Cash $5 for those partaking

We will stroll some of the holiday sights in a trail that is under 3 miles. Sampler will bring interesting beverages!

Meetup: 12:45
Pack Away: 1:00
Hash Cash: $5
Meet at 7103 Harvard Ave, Raytown, MO 64133
Expect a nature trail with a chili cookoff after held near the start of trail
Wear your Santa hat!

It’s that time of year again when we celebrate the 12 Down-Downs of Hashmas.

Meet up: 4:00 pm
Hare away: 4:30
Hash cash: $5
Bring a vessel, but cups will be on hand just in case.

Festivities will be held in the Thousand Oaks neighborhood in Parkville. Park near 15025 NW 66th St, Parkville, MO 64152

12 Wankers will provide shots for us to drink along a Christmas-lit neighborhood stroll. At each stop, we will drink one shot and sing one verse of the wildly inappropriate Hasher version of the 12 Days of Hashmas – any questions?

Should I wear warm, festive attire? YES
Should I plan on getting a ride so I don’t drink and drive? YES
Do I have to drink all the shots? NO Do I have to drink any of them? NO
Do I have to know the words to the song? NO
Do I have to sing it even if I know the words? NO
What if I’m offended by loud shot drinking walkers and lewd song lyrics? Go to the mall instead

Expect cold weather, warm booze, and an overall shi*ty time!