11 November Steal Some Valor Veterans Day Trail #1776

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Come dressed as your favorite era Military veteran! Best costume wins a prize!

Bring a small backpack, bag, or whatever you want to be able to CARRY 6 BEERS. You don’t have to drink them all (unless you do) but this is the military, we don’t make sense. You will want them on your ruck, I mean, r*n.

Meet 1400

Pack Away 1430

Location Swope Park – https://maps.app.goo.gl/BUGs61V2iMQ3gmTc7
or
6304 Oakwood Rd, Kansas City, MO

Hash Cash $5 or bring your own 6-pack for trail

Hare Frankentitties

Dog Friendly

More deets to come

31 October Tuesday Boosday

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Meetup: 5:30

Pack Away: 6:15

Hash Cash: $5

Hares: Just Josh and Sampler

Location: Park at English Landing and pre-lube at Rochester Brewing in Parkville 100 S Main St · Parkville, MO

Short trail with a shot stop, a beer stop, and a pub stop or two.

Wear a costume but be WARM!

28 October Hashoween Pre-Lube Trail

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Location: Westport Where Mill Street dead-ends behind Embassy Suites between Pennsylvania and 43rd Street
39.050324, -94.589356
Meet up: 2pm
Pack away: 2:30pm
Hash Cash: $5
TURD friendly: No
Hares: Eco Dildo (and probably also Pretty Woman)

Additional Details:
You want to pre-lube? This whole trail is a pre-lube!
Cum Pre-Lube for your Spooky Festivities with a Shots Trail!
Wear a funky costume!
Drink some funky shots!
Solve some funky trail marks!
This trail will be SHORT (2 miles or less). Don’t want to exercise off all that great booze!
On-after is whatever magical/mysterious plans y’all make with all the happenings around the city. Share links to events! Get drunk in Westport! Celebrate Decorative Gourd Season

14 October 2023 Murder Trail

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Meet up: Indian Creek Trailhead at Holmes and 99th

Pack away: 2:00

Location: Waldo

Hash Cash: $5

Dog friendly: yes

Hares: Legs Wide Open and Not Well Laid

Cum on out to a Murder Trail! We will be visiting 3 of the murder spots for the Indian Creek Trail Serial Killer. Expect moderate shiggy, weird out-of-state marks, and shit*y beer!