16 Sept 2020 Tennis Court Madness Trail

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Come one and all to a shitty trail lead by Frankentitties and Teenage Circle Jerk beer bitch!
What to expect: the usual.
T.U.R.D. Friendly: Probably
Shiggy level: mosquitoes likely
Assemble: 1800/6 pm
Hare away at 1815
Pack away at 1830
Hash cash $5
Martin Luther King Jr Park 1800 Swope Parkway, KCMO

19 September 2020 Talk Like a Pirate Wyandotte Lake Style

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INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY TRAIL Sat. Sept 19

Where: Wyandotte County Lake – Shelter House 14 Access Rd, Kansas City, KS 66109

https://goo.gl/maps/Vvnrpq5KUQJM4jV27

Meetup 2 p.m.

Swashbucklers away 2:30 p.m.

Hash cash: Five American doubloons

Avast ye Landlubbers! Odor Eater and I Is EZ are your boatswains for Talk Like a Pirate Day trail. Grab your Jolly Roger as you’ll hornswoggle through 3 miles of salty trails along Wyandotte County Lake. We’ll get you close to the water without feeding you to the fish. Get ready to scuttle your thirst with a grog and a swill stop.

Ye KCH3 hearties are encouraged to come in your favorite pirate regalia. Any who make a hint of effort will be rewarded handsomely with exclusive booty from your hares. Lily-livered scallywags will find their coffers in the ships bilge.

After we plunder trail, you’re invited to batten down the on-after hatches at the Poop Deck of Odor and EZ (weather depending). Bring your own swill. Social distancing encouraged at a cat o’nine tails distance.

12 August 2020 Brunch Trail

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We will have brunchy drinks and get morning drunk.
Hares: Dickin’ Donuts and Bloodsport F*ckMonkey
Meetup: 10 a.m.

Location: Parking Garage at 81st and Marty in Overland Park – please park on the first two levels, then meet on the TOP level
Prelube across the corner at the OP Farmers market (no booze, but lots of fruits and veggies and Mexican food) OR at Strang Hall (brunch foods and booze)
Trail length — ???
Dog friendly – yes, except for prelube and on-after.
Shiggy — ???
Safety THIRD! Don’t forget your MASK, whistle, and bad decisions.
On-on!